Lost: Missing Mum of Female Schnauzer
Reward: 2 Beef & Tuna Patties
Yes, yes... My friend Bobby and I are looking for the missing mother of our new-found friend. Since we do not know what our new friend's mum calls her, we have decided to call her 'Melody' (after The Maid's fav. Sanrio character, 'My Melody').
Here's the story.. my friend Bobby (a Maltese) and his mum came knocking on our door last night.. and in his mum's arms was a confused looking Melody. Bobby's mum explained that Melody was seen wondering downstairs for quite a while and she thought it could be the that dog belongs to the semi-hysterical lady who knocked on her door earlier asking if she'd seen her missing dog.
Now, the best part of it is... Bobby's mum does not know which floor the lady is in.. so she has done the next smart thing by looking for the other doggy owners staying in our block, hoping that they would know. Eventually, The Maid wrote a notice and pasted it at the ground floor lift landing. Hopefully Melody and her mum will be re-united soon.
Throughout this whole saga, Bobby's mum refused to let Melody down on the ground because Bobby had ONE thing in his mind... he wanted to copulate with Melody (actually the word to use should be 'rape' instead of 'copulate' but my mama say 'rape' does not sound stylo).
Anyway, if anyone has seen a woman (who should by now be fully hysterical), please let me know. I will offer 2 of my precious beef and tuna patties as reward.. With a bit of luck, I hope that Melody will be impressed and choose me over that silly Bobby!!